We reported yesterday on the absurd story of Ariana Grande going into a donut shop and licking display doughnuts, yelling at an employee, and saying she hates Americans. We also shared the incredibly lame apology she put out once video of the incident was leaked by TMZ. And while some celebrities get away with releasing formal apologies after their discretions go public, Ariana Grande will not be so lucky —the police are actually investigating the tape of Grande’s “malicious” donut licking. Ha! JUSTICE … *puts on shades* IS SWEET. (Get it? Because donuts are sweet? I hope the head writer of CSI is reading this right now!)
America-hater Ariana Grande being an idiot while her “friends” look on, pretending to find it cute and funny because they are definitely afraid of her.
Could Grande go to prison for her unsolicited donut tongue-ing? Apparently not, because it seems as though the donut shop itself is under fire for leaving out donuts that are within tiny pop star licking distance in the first place. This is truly disappointing, because I really wanted to report that Ariana Grande might go to jail for licking some donuts. I guess the American justice system isn’t as reliable as we thought it was (Hey — we got OJ EVENTUALLY! One day Grande WILL slip up again and the moment she so much as french kisses a croissant, WE WILL GET HER, AND SHE WILL PAY).
Rob Lowe called Arianna Lame which is funny considering Robe Lowe’s whole career is pretty lame.
If Chris Traeger doesn’t accept your apology, no one will. (Except Susan Sarandon, who apparently has a soft spot for Grande and is supporting her on Twitter. Luckily it’s just Susan Sarandon, “America’s Original Not Julia Roberts”).
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Dru Tyler is an American entrepreneur, inventor, publicist, software engineer, investor, A&R for UMG, and a journalist. He is a co-founder of Daily Rap News the CNN of the Rap World.
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